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25Sep/090

You know who needs to be punched in the face?

Kirk Cameron. Seriously, he desperately needs to be punched in the face.

See? If people want to believe in silly things, that's fine. If they would like to ignore science and rational thought and things that actually have some sort of evidence, great. But when you decide to be a complete and utter jackass about it and try to portray yourself as persecuted because you believe stupid shit, that's where my tolerance ends. Because I don't care if you think that the sun revolves around the earth. But the second you start whining about the truth being taught and crying intolerance because the fairy tale you believe in isn't being presented as a wholly legitimate alternative, that is when you need to be punched. Preferably in the face.

I seriously wonder how much time, energy and material people like Kirk Cameron expect to be devoted to a completely unscientific theory such as Creationism. What do they want teachers to do or say about that? They want both "views"? Fine. "Some people say gawd did it all." Awesome, that's out of the way, now we can teach theories that actually have some scientific merit and are worth discussing. And when we're done we can all go punch Kirk Cameron. In the face.

14Sep/090

Justify your rage

The dust from the great 9-12 rallies of 2009 is still settling, as evidenced by the ongoing media coverage, blog coverage, discussion board coverage and all other sorts of inescapable coverage. And even though I've watched these people, and read the talking points and seen the websites and posts, I confess that I still do not understand. Maybe it's the incredibly disjointed expressions of discontent that come off as impotent "we hate Obama!" rage, although I suspect it has more to do with the fact that I am fairly rational, and not a xenophobic moron. Either way, I would love to understand.

All I am seeing is a completely irrational disconnect from reality, and if anyone reads this and can correct that perception please by all means, enlighten me.

I am hearing that the government is too invasive, from people who cheered for the Patriot Act. From people who applauded as Bush granted himself the power to declare martial law. From people who clapped when the term "enemy combatants" was created and it was written in to law that the president could declare at will that you were one and had no legal rights. But now is the threat to our privacy and civil rights?

I am hearing the government is spending too much money, from people who loved trillion dollar preventive war. I suspect that Bush could have unveiled a spending bill double the stimulus package back in October 2001 and as long as it was 90% military and "defense" these same so-called fiscal conservatives would have lauded it as a bold and necessary step for the future of our country.

I am hearing that we must question our leaders and all that they do from the people who less than a decade ago called the same thing un-American at best, treasonous at worst. Joe Wilson just got $1 million dollars from people who would have called for a Democratic congressman's head if he had cried out "You lie!" at Bush in 2002. And I do not mean that as a figure of speech-they would have been searching eBay for a guillotine.

I am watching the people who raged against the anti-war demonstrators of the Bush years now calling the anti-President demonstrators of the Obama months great America-loving patriots.

And I have to say, at the end of the day all I am really hearing are a whole lot of crazy rants and borderline racism. I am seeing nonsensical portrayals of Barack Obama as the Joker (what exactly does that have to do with Socialism again?). I am hearing the same batshit insane rants that I heard during the campaign about shadowy Muslim takeovers and unsubstantiated ravings from people who do not actually know what Marxism is. So please, someone...anyone. Negate the above listed hypocrisies and cognitive dissonance, and for the love of God, justify your rage.

11Sep/090

A Moment of Silence

Before I start this poem, I'd like to ask you to join me
In a moment of silence
In honor of those who died in the World Trade Center and the
Pentagon last September 11th.
I would also like to ask you
To offer up a moment of silence
For all of those who have been harassed, imprisoned,
disappeared, tortured, raped, or killed in retaliation for those strikes,
For the victims in both Afghanistan and the U.S.

And if I could just add one more thing...
A full day of silence
For the tens of thousands of Palestinians who have died at the
hands of U.S.-backed Israeli
forces over decades of occupation.
Six months of silence for the million and-a-half Iraqi people,
mostly children, who have died of
malnourishment or starvation as a result of an 11-year U.S.
embargo against the country.

Before I begin this poem,
Two months of silence for the Blacks under Apartheid in South Africa,
Where homeland security made them aliens in their own country.
Nine months of silence for the dead in Hiroshima and Nagasaki,
Where death rained down and peeled back every layer of
concrete, steel, earth and skin
And the survivors went on as if alive.
A year of silence for the millions of dead in Vietnam - a people,
not a war - for those who
know a thing or two about the scent of burning fuel, their
relatives' bones buried in it, their babies born of it.
A year of silence for the dead in Cambodia and Laos, victims of
a secret war ... ssssshhhhh....
Say nothing ... we don't want them to learn that they are dead.
Two months of silence for the decades of dead in Colombia,
Whose names, like the corpses they once represented, have
piled up and slipped off our tongues.

Before I begin this poem.
An hour of silence for El Salvador ...
An afternoon of silence for Nicaragua ...
Two days of silence for the Guatemaltecos ...
None of whom ever knew a moment of peace in their living years.
45 seconds of silence for the 45 dead at Acteal, Chiapas
25 years of silence for the hundred million Africans who found
their graves far deeper in the ocean than any building could
poke into the sky.
There will be no DNA testing or dental records to identify their remains.
And for those who were strung and swung from the heights of
sycamore trees in the south, the north, the east, and the west...

100 years of silence...
For the hundreds of millions of indigenous peoples from this half
of right here,
Whose land and lives were stolen,
In postcard-perfect plots like Pine Ridge, Wounded Knee, Sand
Creek,
Fallen Timbers, or the Trail of Tears.
Names now reduced to innocuous magnetic poetry on the
refrigerator of our consciousness ...

So you want a moment of silence?
And we are all left speechless
Our tongues snatched from our mouths
Our eyes stapled shut
A moment of silence
And the poets have all been laid to rest
The drums disintegrating into dust.

Before I begin this poem,
You want a moment of silence
You mourn now as if the world will never be the same
And the rest of us hope to hell it won't be. Not like it always has
been.

Because this is not a 9/11 poem.
This is a 9/10 poem,
It is a 9/9 poem,
A 9/8 poem,
A 9/7 poem
This is a 1492 poem.

This is a poem about what causes poems like this to be written.
And if this is a 9/11 poem, then:
This is a September 11th poem for Chile, 1971.
This is a September 12th poem for Steven Biko in South Africa,
1977.
This is a September 13th poem for the brothers at Attica Prison,
New York, 1971.
This is a September 14th poem for Somalia, 1992.
This is a poem for every date that falls to the ground in ashes
This is a poem for the 110 stories that were never told
The 110 stories that history chose not to write in textbooks
The 110 stories that CNN, BBC, The New York Times, and
Newsweek ignored.
This is a poem for interrupting this program.

And still you want a moment of silence for your dead?
We could give you lifetimes of empty:
The unmarked graves
The lost languages
The uprooted trees and histories
The dead stares on the faces of nameless children
Before I start this poem we could be silent forever
Or just long enough to hunger,
For the dust to bury us
And you would still ask us
For more of our silence.

If you want a moment of silence
Then stop the oil pumps
Turn off the engines and the televisions
Sink the cruise ships
Crash the stock markets
Unplug the marquee lights,
Delete the instant messages,
Derail the trains, the light rail transit.

If you want a moment of silence, put a brick through the window
of Taco Bell,
And pay the workers for wages lost.
Tear down the liquor stores,
The townhouses, the White Houses, the jailhouses, the
Penthouses and the Playboys.

If you want a moment of silence,
Then take it
On Super Bowl Sunday,
The Fourth of July
During Dayton's 13 hour sale
Or the next time your white guilt fills the room where my beautiful
people have gathered.

You want a moment of silence
Then take it NOW,
Before this poem begins.
Here, in the echo of my voice,
In the pause between goosesteps of the second hand,
In the space between bodies in embrace,
Here is your silence.
Take it.
But take it all...Don't cut in line.
Let your silence begin at the beginning of crime. But we,
Tonight we will keep right on singing...For our dead.

EMMANUEL ORTIZ, 11 Sep 2002.

18Feb/090

It’s all partisan bullshit

I feel like writing about politics, but the only big news is, of course, the stimulus package. I am not an economist. Most people are not economists. What I believe this means is that despite all the words being spent on the topic, most of the people talking about it don't know what the hell they are talking about. If I started talking about it, I would not know what I am talking about. However, I do know people, and I know irritation, so instead I will rant. About people. People that irritate me.

First, conservatives: let's just admit that you are a hypocrites. If the economy had been tanking on the level it is right now at the end of 2000 into 2001, you would have been screaming for Bill Clinton's blood. And if Bush had come in to office and proposed an enormous stimulus package, most of you who are so outraged right now would be hailing it as a brilliant and necessary piece of legislation. Case in point, the $700B bailout at the end of his administration. Sure, a small handful of Republicans were against it, but not many. Maybe after seven years and nine months of fucking up everything he did, it just didn't seem like a big deal anymore. I don't know. Either way for the most part he got a pass on it.

People who support it, mostly liberals (who I count myself among to an extent, promise): ditto. Were it Bush's proposal you would be outraged and demanding it be stopped at all costs. Which would fail, because you would be relying on the Democrats in Congress to stop it, and we all know they were worthless when it came to standing up against Bush. Of course in Bush's version a quarter of the bill would be contracts for Halliburton, but I digress.

What is the truth? As usual, it probably lies somewhere in between. Something does need to be done, and conservatives who are still saying, "Hey, I have a novel idea! TAX CUTS!" need to be beaten. Severely. Look around. See where we are? Look behind you. See how we got here? Eight years of fucking deregulation and tax cuts. Stop it. Say what you will about Clinton, at least he understood that you couldn't cut taxes and simultaneously raise spending. He did do plenty of things I object to while in office, but he wasn't stupid, and he balanced the budget. I think it's funny that the conservatives love to vilify him, yet he was actually more fiscally responsible than Bush.

I don't have much of an opinion on it. I have not read very much of it, and I do not know if it will work (neither do you, see paragraph one). I have my doubts, but at this point I have my doubts about anything the government tells me. Even so, I am not completely cynical, and I still have my hopes. And even though I am doing okay right now, a lot of people aren't. Like everyone should (fuck you Rush Limbaugh), I hope this can salvage things. Not much else we can do but hope, and hope that it is not misplaced.

20Jan/091

Thank you, President Bush

I happened upon a picture tonight while perusing one of the horrific right-wing sites I read occassionally (because I like being angry, I guess) and thought I should share it.

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But then I thought...there are so many other reasons to say thank you to the soon-to-be-former President, so many other people who I think would love to express some gratitude for all he has done for us. And it was then I decided I would help them do just that. So from me, and all people whose lives you have touched over the past eight years, thank you President Bush. What you have done will affect us deeply for years to come, and we will not forget you...no matter how hard we try.

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10Jan/091

T-Shirt Hell

I came across this site of "Christian" t-shirts today kind of randomly, and it is so bad I felt I had to share it. Even if the slogans weren't for the most part ignorant, devoid of insight and completely unfunny, the actual design work is so shitty it would not matter. Calling it amateurish is an insult to amateur graphics designers everywhere. It's like a someone vomited up bible clip-art on Cafe Press. The site concentrates heavily on "pro-life" propaganda, which is a shame because their site should have been aborted.

I won't even bother with snarky comments on individual t-shirts, or even arguing the overall abortion is murder theme they have going on. I would be here way too long. The reality is I am writing this entire post just to make one observation:

If gluttony is a deadly sin, why are all of their shirts available in sizes up to XXXXXL? Just saying.

And no, I am not exaggerating. 5XL.

9Jan/091

Support Our (like-minded) Troops

This is not in any way, shape, or form intended to be an insult to America's military men and women. I am just currently pondering the belief of the neo-conservative Right that we must support our troops, but only so long as they are neo-conservatives themselves and agree with the mindless pundits and profiteers hawking ribbon magnets and other such bullshit. Funny how those magnets never read "Support Our Troops As Long As They Agree With Us".

I was just engaging in some "friendly" debate with a few opposite-minded individuals on an electronic forum (a.k.a. arguing like a moron, with other morons, on the internet) about....well, this that and the other thing. And while looking up some information on the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, I found out he is a former Marine. I didn't know that, and was somewhat surprised by this information.

And it got me thinking again about how the Republican/neocon/far-right crowd betray themselves repeatedly with their faux pro-troop stance. They are the ones who shout loudest and longest about supporting the military, yet over and over again they turn on the people who have actually served the country without hesitation.  All because these brave men and women, past and present soldiers, have the brazen audacity to not agree with them. And then they have the nerve to accuse the people they are smearing of being the betrayers. They want to support the troops so long as they shut their goddamn mouths and agree with the President* and the second this doesn't happen they just lose their fucking minds. I like to think I am a rather compassionate, empathetic person but I cannot even begin to contort my worldview in such a way that this resembles a reasonable mindset...thank god.

So for your consideration, here is a short segment of a much longer list of people, each with more extensive military experience than Bush, Cheney, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Coulter, Hannity, Malkin and Beck combined,  all of whom have been brutally trashed and smeared by the "pro-troop" right-wingers because they are too anti-war or too pro-Obama or some other asinine reason that you and I cannot comprehend because we aren't really really dumb. If you know of any I am missing (and I know there are many) please let me know.

  • Brigadier General Larry Gillespie
  • Major General Scott Gration
  • Admiral Don Guter
  • Lieutenant John Kerry
  • Brigadier General David McGinnis
  • General Merrill McPeak
  • Captain John Murtha
  • Admiral John B. Nathman
  • General Colin Powell
  • Major General Hugh Robinson
  • General Eric Shinsecki
  • Admiral Robert Williamson
  • Major General Ralph Wooten
  • Private First Class Jeremiah Wright

*Republican only, because disobeying a Democratic President is, of course, a sign of true Patriotism™ and deserves our utmost respect.

19Dec/084

Jesus, Protect Me from Your Followers

or...why I, and others like me, have so much beef with so many Christians.

The folks on the right talk so often and loudly about Jesus, and claim him as their own. It's impossible these days in America to separate religion and politics. So lets talk about that guy that got nailed to a tree that the Republicans claim to love so much.

Two things to note, first of which is the obvious: I am not religious. I have a love for Buddhist and Taoist philosophy and writings but I would be lying if I called myself one. I was raised Lutheran, which is Catholicism with less bullshit and less Mary. I drifted away from that pretty young though. Too many questions that could not be answered, too much doubt, too much emptiness, too much hollow.

Second, I am basing all that follows on the belief that religion is not something you do for an hour a week. It’s not something you dabble in. Sitting in church doesn’t make you a Christian, just like sitting in a garage doesn’t make you a car. It is what you believe, to the core. The guiding principles of your life. Christianity is defined so differently by so many people, but when you strip away all of the bullshit, the ceremonial trappings and inter-sect squabbles, at the heart of it all the point is to follow Christ’s teachings and example as best you can. To try to be the light of peace that he was. All the rest is just trim.

And right there is my beef. So many (most?) on the Right just use their religion to justify how they already feel, to rationalize their prejudice and hate. And so Jesus becomes a reason to discriminate, to hate gays and Muslims, to wage war...to do all manner of things that he was blatantly against. I don’t like the Vatican much, but damn it was nice to see the pope call the Iraq war for what it was.

If you think Christ’s highest priorities, were he alive today, would be eradicating Muslims, stopping abortions, and keeping gays from getting married, you really need to evaluate your priorities. Maybe he would care about those things, maybe not. But I am damn sure that ethnic cleansing in third world countries, the thousands of innocents dying in Iraq, the destruction of the environment, the greed and avarice and sickening chasm between the haves and the have-nots all across the world would all be much bigger blips on his radar.

So why doesn’t the party who claims Jesus as their own, who brings up religion the most often and proclaims it the loudest, care more about those things? If you claim Christianity as your religion, why isn’t helping people, all people your priority; your highest priority, as it was for Jesus? I don’t see the most vocal Christians calling to help those who need. I see them calling for more suffering. More war. More weapons. More death. More torture. More oppression.

...why?

11Dec/080

“Support” Our Troops

Apparently, the UFC is holding a benefit for the troops, called Fight For the Troops.

You're probably expecting me to make fun of this. Hell... even I am expecting me to make fun of this...but I won't, not really. I just want to bring up two things.

  • First of all, after a $700B+ bailout of the banks and a $25B+ bailout of the auto industries pending, how is it not absolutely sickening that Spike and the UFC have to help raise funds to treat traumatic brain injuries sustained by our troops?
  • Second...am I the only one who sees a certain amount of absurd, twisted irony in men beating each other in the head to raise money for a state-of-the-art brain trauma treatment center?

    Event planner 1: "Man...a lot of troops are coming home with horrible injuries. A lot of them to the head and brain. That's tragic, and I wish we could do something about it."
    Event planner 2: "I agree, it's a tragedy...but what can we do?"
    Event planner 1: .................*PUNCH!*

9Dec/080

Support Our Mercenaries

Today six Blackwater mercenaries security contractors have been taken in to federal custody and charged in the September 16, 2007 massacre of 17 civilians that left another 20 wounded.

Blackwater has been profiting from the war from the start thanks to the extensive Republican contacts made by founder Erik Prince, and this is far from the first (to put it mildly) questionable incident they have been involved in. All in all, from 2005 to September 2007 Blackwater was involved in 195 shootings. Do you know how many times the "enemy" shot first? Thirty-two. In 195 shootings, they fired first 162 times. Let's look back at some of their greatest "hits", as it were...

There was the time they crashed one of their armored SUVs into an Army Humvee, and then proceeded to disarm and detain the American soldiers. Oh, and those 3 guards for the state-sponsored Iraqi Media Network gunned down by a Blackwater sniper despite not having fired a shot, and the civilian shot in a separate incident in Baghdad for "driving too close" to a convoy.

And possibly their finest moment was the drunk murder of the Iraqi Vice President's security guard in 2006. On Christmas eve, no less. Festive, no? The company's must have felt the warmth of the season in his heart that December 25th. The joy of baby Jesus' birth, renewed hope for mankind, the senseless bloodshed of innocent men, women, and children that would be your only legacy. Ah, the holidays.

As sick as this all is, none of it really shocks me anymore. If it did, it would mean I am hopelessly naive. No, what sickens and boggles me most is the right wing fascists who are leaping to their defense. Now while I can't personally relate to the "ra ra ra, America fuck yeah, support our troops" mentality, I guess on some level I understand it. Personally, I support our troops who deserve it. But the ones who are over there stealing, raping, murdering...well, those guys deserve an IED enema. Fuck them. But to be outraged that people might be held accountable and taken to trial for war crimes, people who are not even soldiers? What the fuck? Didn't Bush run on a platform of accountability and responsibility? Why is it then that these people don't want to see anyone punished for their misdeeds? These people are the first to condemn any civilian that is arrested in this country (provided they aren't white and rich) and assume that they are guilty guilty guilty, and should be executed for that dime bag they were caught with. They are the first screaming for the blood of every Arab carted off to Gitmo, regardless of the evidence or lack there of.

So why? Why the support for Blackwater? When did war profiteering become a noble and honorable pursuit? Is it pure racist jingoism, the belief that anyone who is shooting brown people in Iraq is a good guy who loves freedom, yay freedom, no matter what uniform he is wearing, or if he even is wearing one? If they love freedom so much and wanted to give that precious gift to the Iraqi people, why then when Iraq say they want Blackwater out don't the neocons honor that? Why aren't they allowed to use their new-found "freedom" to prosecute the bastard foreigners who kill their people, especially given the bastards' own government is completely reluctant to?

For more on the full glorious story of Blackwater, check out "Iraq for Sale: The War Profiteers", a Robert Greenwald film. Part one, approximately ten minutes, is below.

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